Where our experience helps most
Families who call about a hoarder house have usually been circling it for years, and the first thing they need is somebody who treats it as ordinary. It is ordinary to us. We have walked a great many of these houses on Long Island and there is nothing in yours we have not seen.
We clear the property ourselves after closing, at our cost. We will walk a hoarder house without comment. We can move quickly or wait months. And if the owner needs support rather than a sale right now, we would rather help you find it than push a transaction nobody is ready for.
Nothing needs to come out first
The cleanout is ours. Not a credit at closing, not a deduction from the number, not a condition of the sale. Ours.
What we ask is that anything of personal value comes out first, because after closing the hoarder house is ours and the contents go. If there is a specific item somebody wants, tell us before we start and we will look for it. On a full hoarder house that is a real search, and we do it.
Why local knowledge changes the number
A three-bedroom estate sale on North Long Beach Avenue. A four-bedroom on Westside Avenue. A four-bedroom on Laurel Road. All of them in Freeport, all bought by us.
Freeport is roughly 43,713 people in Nassau County, ZIP 11520, and the housing stock is mostly cape cod, ranch, colonial. Around Freeport Nautical Mile and Freeport LIRR station, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. The Freeport stop pulls buyers who commute, which supports the good houses and does very little for the ones that need a roof. We have bought enough here to know which streets take water, which blocks still have oil tanks in the ground, and what the Freeport Public Schools does to a resale price.
What we assess in a hoarder house, past the contents
Years in these houses means we can read one quickly. In a hoarder house we are judging the structure, the systems, and whether there is water damage concealed under the accumulation, not the accumulation itself.
Most of the time we know enough within twenty minutes. We do not need the hoarder house opened up, photographed, or explained, and we are not going to ask anybody how it got this way.
Keeping a Freeport hoarder house sale private
No sign on the lawn, no listing photographs, no strangers walking through on a Sunday in Freeport. One visit, and the cleanout happens after closing when the hoarder house is ours.
For most families that privacy is the larger part of what they want, and it is the part a listing cannot give them. Selling a hoarder house quietly is simply the normal way we do this, not a favor anybody has to ask for.
What you do not pay when you sell a hoarder house
Every line below is a cost of listing a hoarder house the retail way that simply does not arise here.
- Agent commission
- $33,000 at 5% of the Freeport median none
- Seller closing costs
- About $13,200 on a $660,000 sale. We can cover these. none
- Repairs to make it listable
- Whatever the house needs, paid up front none
- Cleanout and removal
- Per truckload, before anyone views it none
- Carrying costs while it waits
- Taxes, insurance and utilities across the 92 to 107 days it takes to find a buyer and then wait on their lender none
If the owner is not ready to sell their Freeport house
Adult children frequently call us before the parent has agreed to anything, which is understandable and puts everyone in an awkward spot.
We are glad to give you a figure for the hoarder house to work with. We will not contact the owner directly and we will not become one more source of pressure on a family that already has plenty. Plenty of hoarder house calls end with no sale at all, and that is fine. If what is needed first is a professional organizer or a clinician who works with hoarding, say so and we will make an introduction.
What the two paths cost in Freeport
These are the two routes open to you with a hoarder house, priced against what Freeport houses actually sell for.
Work it against Freeport's own numbers. The median sale here is $660,000. A 5% commission on that is $33,000, and seller closing costs of about 2% add roughly $13,200. Those are costs we can cover on our side. That is $46,200 gone before anyone counts the repairs it took to get the house listable.
There are two waits in a listed sale and people usually only count the first. In Freeport the median house takes about 47 days to go from listed to a signed contract. Then it waits again, typically 45 to 60 days, while the buyer's lender orders an appraisal and underwrites the loan. Call it 92 to 107 days from sign to keys, assuming nothing goes wrong.
The part worth understanding is what a signed contract actually guarantees, which is less than most sellers assume. A retail buyer with a mortgage contingency can walk away right up to the end. If they do not qualify, if the appraisal comes in under the price, if they change their mind and let the financing lapse. A share of deals die exactly there, after months of waiting, and the house goes back on the market with time on it. We are not borrowing anything, so there is no lender to satisfy, no appraisal to come in low and no contingency to exercise.
| Listing with an agent | Selling to us | |
|---|---|---|
| Sale price | $660,000 (Freeport median) | Our written offer |
| Commission | −$33,000 | None |
| Seller closing costs | −$13,200 | We can cover them |
| Repairs before listing | Out of pocket | None |
| Cleanout | Yours | Ours |
| Showings | Until it sells | One visit |
| Listed to signed contract | 47 days (Freeport median, once listable) | 24 hours to a written offer |
| Contract to closing | 45 to 60 days (waiting on the buyer's lender) | A date you choose |
| Total wait | 92 to 107 days if nothing falls through | Yours to set |
| Can the buyer walk? | Yes (mortgage contingency runs to the end) | No financing to fall through |
| Before repairs and carrying | $613,800 | The number we put in writing |
The listing column assumes a 5% commission and seller closing costs of about 2%. Both vary. We have not subtracted repairs or the cost of carrying the house while it sits, because those depend on the property. A house in good condition listed with a good agent can absolutely beat a cash offer, and we will say so if that is your situation.
The cost of clearing it yourself
Before you call anyone, it is worth knowing what you are being saved from. Clearing a hoarder house means multiple dumpster loads, labor by the day, sometimes a specialist crew where there is a biohazard element, and often a pest treatment afterward.
Families start this themselves, spend real money, and stop halfway. We have bought many a hoarder house at exactly that point, half cleared, and the half that got done did not raise the price.
Common questions
Is it safe for you to go into a hoarder house?
We have walked a great many of them and we know what to watch for. If a hoarder house is genuinely unsafe to enter, we can still make an offer from the exterior, the layout, and photographs.
Will you throw away things that matter to the family?
Take anything you want before closing. After that the hoarder house is ours, so if there is something specific, tell us and we will look for it while we clear.
Does the hoarder house need a cleanout before closing?
Never. The cleanout is our expense and it happens after the property is ours. Paying for a hoarder house cleanout before selling is money families do not get back.
Will anyone in Freeport know the house sold this way?
Not from us. There is no sign, no listing and no photographs online, and the cleanout happens after closing. One person visits once, and that is the whole of the public footprint.
The owner is still living in the Freeport house. Can you still make an offer?
Yes. An occupied hoarder house is common and it does not change how we buy. The timeline is the thing that usually needs care, and we can be patient with it.